Adoption
When Tammy starts feeling maternal the team adopts a baby monster. The monster goes on to wreck havoc in town.
Meals on Wheels
Bert delivers food (actually dog food) to elderly people. He hopes to be able to steal from them while they're distracted by the food.
Golf
The team is held captive by robot ex-wives that force them to constantly have sex with them.
Spaghetti
The team is terrorized by alien spaghetti that have the ability to replicate and control others.
Unaired Pilot
The team goes on a murderous rampage after stealing an old lady's purse. They attempt to "save" a man that they pinned under their mobile home.