
Twenty years have gone by since we last saw Malcolm and his family — and after all that time, they've learned absolutely nothing.

Episode One
"Hey, I remember him! That freaky kid genius with the weird family. And look, he's happy and successful and even has a nice daughter. I'm glad everything worked out for him. Wait... Oh. Wow, I did not see that coming."

Episode Two
"How does someone who's supposed to be so smart ruin everything so quickly? He's even fighting with his daughter, how's he going to fix that? I bet his dad can help… Jeez, never mind."

Episode Three
"Dude, this one is crazy. Fistfights, young love, revenge, dark secrets, acrobatics, a birth and a kidnapping.... Sorry, I'll stop before I spoil it."

Episode Four
"They've really created a mess. And they think that many people with that many different problems can be solved in one episode? There's no possible way. I'd like to see them try."