Divorce, Canadian Style
The Constables have to think quickly when they accidently divorce a sparring couple. Meanwhile across town, randy seniors are letting it all hang out.
Protocol Schmotocol
Constables Cooper and Edgar have to apologize to a crook for shooting him with a tazer. Constables Tait and Kimizu are asked to arrest an entire neighborhood.
Cat Got Your Tongue
The Sergeant fires her weapon in defence - at a racoon. The community backlashes against police brutality and protests for the rights of the local wildlife.
Taxi Driver
Constables Kimizu and Tait's police cruiser is stolen. They have to rely on a helpful taxi driver to get it back. Problem is, the taxi driver has his own agenda.
Home Sweet Home
A mistaken identity could cause an international incident, thankfully the Constables find their missing men. Constable Rita Tait is asked to represent the squad on Canada Day, but she's not sure she's Canadian enough.
Fish & Felons
Constable Edgars finally catches the fish that got away
Sharp Dressed Man
Constable Cooper finally has a hot date but work keeps getting in the way.
Friends & Neighbors
The constables have to fight to keep a suspect in their midst, meanwhile an old enemy gets Sergeant Harris's blood boiling - for all the right reasons.
Nature of Things
A new constable spells chaos for the squad. Meanwhile Constable Kimizu gets a little too excited about the local flora.
When Chickens Go Bad
Two masked robbers steal Sergeant Harris's mint condition car moments before the lease expires.
Dog Days
Contable Mike Edgar is re-assigned a new partner, unfortunatley his new partner is a dog - and an old, farty one. He begs the Sergeant for a real partner, and finally gets his wish.
Curses, Foiled Again
Constable Mike Edgar and his new partner have to subdue the local loon, unfortunatley, the loon takes their advice to heart and sets off a neighborhood scandal.
Dead Man Lying
Constables Edgar and Tyler help a delusional old man into his home, problem is, he doesn't live there. Meanwhile Constables Tait and Kimizu chase a kangaroo story.